I don’t know.

But now you will all know what the heck I’m talking about. Just download this stinking cheese MP3 and listen to it and maybe you’ll think I’m a little less crazy.

Probably not.

And here’s the cheesy dirty version with explicit lyrics. So if you have sensitive ears, don’t listen. (This is like those porn links I put online a while ago. I warned you that there was actual porn and still… You know who you are.)