I’ve been on support with the host for a while now. Apparently, the database that controls access to their power panels is faulty, and servers are simply turning off willy-nilly. This is how I imagine it, anyway.

I’ll be back on track with Almost Friday as soon as I can stop talking to these support people.

In the meantime, feel free to offer some suggestions as to what terrible consequnces can befall Jack when he reaches the conference room for his meeting.