Asymptomatic

There must be intelligent life down here

Blog Paid Content
July 12, 2007

Wow. The folks in this presentation are really naive in their perception of paid blogging. A major concern is that bloggers would take money to support a product that they might not otherwise say good things about. Or maybe they’d take money for advertising that would “junk up” their blogs. The weird thing is the double-standard they have about when you can take money.

If you’re a small site with no traffic, whether it’s because you haven’t been discovered or haven’t said anything that people want to read, it’s apparently ok to advertise on your piece of crap blog. But as soon as you start getting noticed, you are supposed to have “integrity”, and therefore you should be taking money for writing, not money for advertising.

School-Sanctioned Egg Chucking
July 09, 2007

In sixth grade, I had an interesting science teacher. After our late-year lesson on simple machines - levers, pulleys, screws, etc. - we were offered a challenge: Create a device that used a simple machine in some fashion to launch an egg as far as you possibly can. The boy and girl that flung their eggs the farthest would be treated to a nice dinner out with the teacher.

The game was on! I came up with a few crazy designs on paper, but basically stuck to the same principle - using compressed air. Yeah, ok, not much of a simple machine, but in the end there wasn’t much to the device beyond a simple lever.

Someone I don't Know
July 09, 2007

I’m haunted.

About 8 years ago, I signed up for this very strange service. It purported to send daily email of the latest buzz on the internet. It would use some algorithm to come up with what it considered the ebb and flow of the net and boil it down to ten words that linked to specific things. They delivered something other than what they advertised.

The View From Here
July 07, 2007

Swingset BalloonIt’s been a week, I can tell you that much.

Independence Day is my favorite holiday, hands-down. This year, a bit of a wash due to the rain and some other circumstances. I think I’m becoming a hermit.

Alladin's Castle
July 03, 2007

Back in the day, we used to spend a bunch of time at Alladin’s Castle, an arcade in the middle of Granite Run Mall. It was one of those dark coin-op places, where our parents were sure drug deals were taking place in its shadowy recesses. And they were right!