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Of Things Found in My Yard
April 01, 2008

With kids in the house, there’s no shortage of odd things being left out in the yard. I’m always finding some toy or other out there, a stray toy golf club, a toy truck, etc. A recent thing that’s been bothering me is this inflatable, red plastic ring that’s part of this “waterpark” playset, looking like one of those hemorrhoid rings – Only slightly embarrassing. But this morning, I found something quite unusual in my front yard.

The rules of our homeowner’s association forbid making changes to the “openness” of the development. That means no new trees and no fences. As a result, our development is basically just a big open patch of land with houses in it. Our house sits at the bottom of one of the two hills in the development, and it seems like the unfettered wind is always ripping past our neighbors’ houses and blowing things into our yard. The winter covers for the grill and the table never seem to stay on.

Implementing the Front Controller Pattern in Lighttpd
March 29, 2008

One of the more common design patterns in installable web applications today is the Front Controller pattern. Unlike other web applications that have separate files to respond to specific requests, the front controller pattern funnels all requests through a single file, and that file processes the requested URL to respond as appropriate.

In typical scenarios, you’ll accomplish this with Apache using a set of mod_rewrite directives. These directives first check to see if the requested file or directory exists. If it does not exist, then the request is passed on to the front controller. This allows requests for existing files - like images, stylesheets, and client-side scripts - to be requested directly rather than passing through the URL rewriting mechanism.

What Was?
March 25, 2008

I’m sure I’m not the only person who has had this question, especially in this age of Tivos and DVRs: Where can I get a schedule of things that have happened?

It’s interesting. I’ve completely given up on the printed TVGuide. Why pay money for a weekly throwaway schedule of TV shows that doesn’t even cover well all 100+ channels of programming that I receive? I wouldn’t, especially because I can get that information directly via my TV tuner or, if I’m desperate, through the internet. But the printed TV Guide has one advantage over these digital mediums - it keeps near-term historical information.

How to Succeed at Elementary School: Cheat
March 24, 2008

I’ve been offering some of my most valuable educational advice to Abby over the past year, and I think the number one thing that I tell her is also the number one thing that will help her be most successful. Cheat.

I think that many people miss this lesson in school, mostly because they don’t teach it. It’s one of my personal aims to make sure that Abby gets these important lessons early. For example, it’s always important to question everything; teachers are often right but can be wrong just like anyone. And one of the more important of the important lessons is that you should cheat.

What is Pastoid?
March 17, 2008

“Ah, Owen, you don’t work hard enough,” I keep hearing you all say. “You’re such the slacker! Why don’t you do something useful instead of writing all of that blog software?”

Well, between work and Habari, I do like to hang out with the family, and when I’m not doing that (usually after everyone had gone to bed, and long after I should have gone to bed myself) I’m frequently working on stupid little side projects that aren’t of any consequence to anyone. My most recent such “mini” pet project is Pastoid.