Verizon catches up with me
"Well, it was bound to happen eventually."
I got a call a few weeks ago on a Saturday from a Verizon employee. He wanted to confirm that I had received notice that my service was going to be "upgraded". Of course, I had not. So he proceeded to politely explain that I was going to be switched over from a CAP line to a DMT line. That's a good thing. Unfortunately, I was going to need new hardware. In itself, that's not bad, but it does preclude my use of a static IP.
In the convenience stores around town they've been selling these cans of Frito-Lay products that are a complete rip-off. You've probably seen them - black plastic container with a curvy shape and a brightly-colored shrink-wrap label. In them, you might find Doritos, Fritos, Cheetos, and a few other odd concoctions that have never been seen before.