Asymptomatic

There must be intelligent life down here

3cm, Ack!

Berta was at the doctor yesterday and it seems as though the baby is pretty ripe. They imagine that it will come out and do a jig any day now.

It is impossible to state the enormity of our unpreparedness in this matter.

Halloween Intruder

Imagine that you’ve come home from a late night of gaming, and you’ve gone to bed to get rest for a long Halloween day of orchards and trick-or-treat. Then at 4am you’re awoken by strange noises from the living room - the doorknob rattling, the outside holiday decorations clattering against the door as it swings open and then shut again, and footsteps across the livingroom floor. That’s what happend to me early Halloween morning.