Asymptomatic

Bitrix Site Manager looks like an interesting CMS for small businesses.

I was going to say that I don’t know why this amused me, but that’s not true. Here are some selected quotes from the junk at the bottom of a spam email I just received.

I had intended to get away from work to attend this event last Friday, but things went awry, and I not only didn’t make it, but I didn’t get to eat lunch. Anyway, Berta took off early on Friday to attend Abby’s annual school Haloween parade.

I’m not sure who any of the kids are in these pictures, apart from Abby, although, I recognize her teacher from the parent-teacher nights, so I assume that’s her class coming out of the school building. I wonder if Eduardo (Abby’s bestest friend) is behind one of these masked Halloweeners. Maybe I’ll sit down with Abby later and we’ll figure out who is who.

Learn these rules for thinking like a Genius.

In this Java game of chess, you can watch the computer think.